A Holiday Meatball Memory (With a Side of Cranberry Chaos)
Alright, picture this: it’s two days before Christmas, there are paper chains everywhere, and my in-laws—who I genuinely love, despite one of them being very opinionated about meatballs—decide to show up early. Thankfully, I had this trusty “quick Christmas cranberry meatballs” recipe up my sleeve. I threw it together faster than you can say “pass the gravy.” (Well, I forgot to defrost the meatballs once, but let’s not relive that particular Christmas Eve.) These meatballs have saved my bacon – and my holiday sanity – more times than I can count. Honestly, they’re so good even the pickiest eaters grab seconds. Or thirds. And if you’re the type to sneak a taste straight from the saucepan, well, you’re among friends here.
Why You’ll Love These (Besides the Obvious Reason: Sauce!)
I make these when I need something festive but don’t want to sweat over the stove for sixteen hours. My family goes a bit bonkers for that tangy cranberry glaze—they literally crowd the kitchen, which is as much fun as it is annoying. Also, let’s be honest: everyone needs a ridiculously simple party food—that won’t have you weeping over the oven. (I’ve burnt things before. No one needs to know how often.) And hey, when the oven’s crammed with cookies, these simmer nicely on the stovetop. Multi-tasking, right?
What You’ll Need (With a Little Wiggle Room)
- 1 bag (about 32 oz) frozen meatballs – I usually grab beef, but turkey totally works if you’re feeling light, or even veggie ones if you want to be inclusive (Aunt Marjorie swears by Swedish Cocktail, but any brand gets the job done)
- 1 can (14 oz) jellied cranberry sauce – You can use whole-berry if you fancy bits in the sauce, but the smooth stuff is easier to mix. One time I used store-brand and honestly, nobody noticed
- ¾ cup chili sauce (like Heinz or something similar) – Or swap in plain ketchup in a pinch; it’s a bit sweeter, but hey, desperate times
- 2 tbsp brown sugar – Light, dark, whatever’s lurking in the cupboard
- 1 tbsp lemon juice – Fresh is lovely, but bottled happens around here
- Optional—splash of Worcestershire sauce (I sometimes forget this—still tastes fab)
How to Make ‘Em (With Some Real Talk)
- Combine your cranberry sauce, chili sauce, brown sugar, lemon juice (and Worcestershire, if you like) in a medium saucepan. Stir over medium heat until it dissolves together. It may look a little…weird at first, like a science experiment, but it comes together—promise!
- Add the frozen meatballs straight in, and stir to coat—don’t worry if they clump at first. Just bully them apart a bit. Cover with a lid (if there’s one handy; foil’s worked for me in a pinch).
- Simmer on low for about 20–25 minutes, stirring now and then to un-stick the stragglers. This is where I sneak a tester (I say it’s to check if they’re hot, but really, I’m just impatient). If your meatballs are gigantic, give ‘em a couple minutes longer.
- Give it a gentle taste at the end, and add a little more lemon or sugar if it needs zing. Actually, I find it works better if you let it sit for 10 minutes before serving.
Notes Worth Scribbling Down (Or Not…Up to You)
- Once I tried doubling the brown sugar because I misread my own handwriting. Don’t do that. Too sweet. Live and learn!
- Does the cranberry sauce absolutely have to be chilled? Nope. Room temp works, too. Actually helps it melt faster.
- Some folks add a pinch of allspice or hot sauce. I did it once. Didn’t love it, but your mileage may vary.
- If you want super glossy sauce, whisk it well before adding the meatballs. Sometimes I get lazy and nobody notices, but there it is.
Tried-and-True (And Sometimes Not-So-True) Variations
- Spicy version: Splash in some sriracha or a hot chili jelly instead of regular chili sauce. (I learned—just a splash, not half the bottle. Oops.)
- More festive: Grate in some orange zest. Just not the whole orange. It tasted…odd. Lessons everywhere!
- Vegetarian: Meatless balls work, though I find the sauce kind of overpowers the delicate ones. Maybe try the ones with mushroom—they seem sturdier!
Do You Actually Need a Slow Cooker? (Mmm…Maybe?)
I always say a saucepan is fine—and actually, I prefer it. But combo slow cooker/serving bowl is quite nifty for parties. If you don’t have one, just keep ‘em warm on the stove and toss a tea towel over the pan (not too close, just saying…I may have scorched one once). If you want to read about slow cooker science, Kitchn has a handy breakdown.
How to Store These (If Miraculously You Have Leftovers)
These tuck nicely into a lidded container in the fridge—should last 2, maybe 3 days (though honestly, in my house it never lasts more than a day!). Reheat on the stove or microwave, a splash of water if the sauce’s thickened up. Actually, I think this tastes better the next day, though hot out the pot isn’t too shabby either. You can freeze ‘em for about a month too, just thaw and warm through. If you need freezing tips, Simply Recipes has a good guide.
Ideas for Serving (Take ‘Em to the Couch, or the Table)
I pile them in a big bowl with toothpicks (the festive swirly ones if I remember). Sometimes I stuff ‘em into mini rolls and call them party sliders. My cousin dips hers in sour cream, which I used to think was strange, but it’s oddly good! As a late-night TV snack or with buttery mashed potatoes on Christmas Eve—no wrong way here.
What I’ve Learned (My Semi-Professional Tips)
- Don’t rush the simmer or crank the heat. I once tried to speed things up—hello, burnt sauce. Not my proudest moment.
- If your sauce looks gloopy, stir in a splash of water or orange juice. Works like magic (and tastes zingy).
- Don’t be scared if the meatballs seem to just swim for a minute—they’ll thicken up as they heat through.
Questions Friends Have Actually Asked Me
- Can I make these ahead? Absolutely! They reheat well. Actually, I think they’re better on day two (if any make it that long…)
- Do I have to use frozen meatballs? Nope, homemade works if you’ve got time. But I usually reach for frozen to keep things easy peasy.
- Is it weird if the sauce looks pale when I start? Not at all. It darkens as it cooks. Kinda magical, actually.
- What if I can’t find chili sauce? Ketchup will work in a pinch, maybe add a spoonful of vinegar for tang.
- Could I use different jams? I tried grape jelly once—turns out, it’s a classic in some places, but very sweet. Cranberry wins for me!
Phew, there you go! If you want more weirdly specific meatball opinions (and let’s be honest, who doesn’t?), Serious Eats has a full-on guide that’s probably fancier than this, but hey—this one comes with real-life Christmas chaos built in.
Ingredients
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1/2 cup breadcrumbs
- 1 large egg
- 1/4 cup finely chopped onion
- 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 can (14 oz) cranberry sauce (jellied or whole berry)
- 1/2 cup chili sauce
- 1 tablespoon brown sugar
- 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
Instructions
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1Preheat the oven to 400°F (200°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
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2In a large bowl, combine ground beef, breadcrumbs, egg, onion, salt, and black pepper. Mix until just combined.
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3Shape the mixture into 1-inch meatballs and place on the prepared baking sheet.
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4Bake the meatballs for 15 minutes, or until browned and cooked through.
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5While meatballs are baking, combine cranberry sauce, chili sauce, brown sugar, and Worcestershire sauce in a large skillet over medium heat. Stir and bring to a simmer.
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6Add baked meatballs to the skillet, stirring to coat. Let simmer for 10 minutes, then serve warm garnished with fresh parsley if desired.
Approximate Information for One Serving
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